7 Ways to Make Your Cat Hate You This Halloween

This is especially demeaning if your cat is actually a wizard that's been trapped inside a cat's body for hundreds of years.
This is especially demeaning if your cat is actually a wizard that’s been trapped inside a cat’s body for hundreds of years.

Every time your cat meows in protest, remind  him that he's the laughing stock of the court.
Every time your cat meows in protest, remind him that he’s the laughing stock of the court.
Because WTF.
Because WTF.
Make sure she's used the litter box recently or else this story won't have a happy Disney ending
Make sure she’s used the litter box recently or else this story won’t have a happy Disney ending.
While this my seem like an aspiring dream for your cat, deep down it's way too lazy for that much flying through space.
While this my seem like an aspiring dream for your cat, deep down it’s way too lazy for that much flying through space.
Because what cat wouldn't want to be a nearly flightless bird.
Because what cat wouldn’t want to be a nearly flightless bird.
Your cat will look hot in this wet suit!
Your cat will look hot in this wet suit!
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